The most recent three tweets on Fake AP Stylebook, one of my favorite Twitter-feeds, have to do with Chanukah-related issues. The holiday does make an appearance in the real thing, because of its vexed spelling, but these issues are equally as vital, I think:
When writing a Latke recipe be sure to include the most essential ingredient: Lipitor.
Be sure to remind readers of the historical significance of Hannukah as the time all eight Jewish saviors were born.
Make Jewish children feel culturally significant by telling them the fat man in the red suit is Moses.
