Last week we told you about Orrin Hatch’s Chanukah song. Well, right back at you Mr. Senator, from Max "The Tonight Show’s only Jew" Weinberg:
P.S. Harrison Ford was holed up with Amish folks in "Witness" (but maybe that’s part of the joke?).
UPDATE: If you belive what you read in Wikipedia, the French and Spanish versions (dubbed? subtitled?) of "Witness" mistranslated Amish as Mormon. As for the differences between the two, here’s my favorite answer so far: "I can’t remember the last time I had any dude with a beard and a butter churn knocking on my door trying to save my soul." But if you prefer to go with the whole divinity-of-Jesus answer, I’ll understand.
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