Jake Gyllenhaal is a normal person. Proof: he takes the NYC subway from time to time.
However, Gyllenhaal possesses a unique superpower – making people who ride next to him fall asleep.
Earlier this year Gyllenhaal was caught on the Q train texting with a sleeping guy next to him, and a few days ago he was caught once again in the same position, and this time there was some stranger’s hand giving Jake’s leg some action too!
People who find themselves riding with Gyllenhaal should be alert, falling asleep on the subway could turn out to be pretty deadly, unless you enjoy waking up in Queens or the Bronx in the middle of the night.