Looks like Jonah Hill’s lack of milkshake is bringing all the girls to the yard. Well, at least some of them.
According to Contact Music, Jonah Hill is officially dating Ali Hoffman, daughter of Mr. Magorium himself (What? You want me to drop a generic reference to “The Graduate” or “Rain Man”? Well, I won’t. I WON’T.)
Apparently, the two kids have been friends for years and actually grew up together. In fact, a source told The New York Post that Dustin “discovered” Hill when he was just a chubby highschool nerd, a la “Superbad” status.
Since then the boy slimmed down, sexied up (although some claim he shed a few pounds of funny in the process), and is now an official chick magnet. Hill reportedly spent the holidays in Hawaii with the Hoffman clan, cozying up to his new love on the sandy beaches, although he is said to be apartment searching in New York City.