Jason Segel is Harvard’s Man of the Year

The face of a man soon to be broken

In what might be the most pretentious comedy honor ever, Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals named Jason Segel their Man of the Year. Claire Danes was named Woman of the Year. While both actors will be bestowed with an official Pudding Pot, Segel will get the extra special honor of being roasted. Not Danes though, maybe because she might cry.

To be fair, while roasts are often in good fun, I would personally be very scared of uber rich nerds with an arsenal of witty puns. Be afraid, Jason. Especially since your weiner has been seen in theaters across the nation.

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