My comedy goal is to be half as funny as the old Jewish men I sat next to in synagogue as a kid
— The Comic Farmer (@TheComicFarmer) October 16, 2012
Is that my mom I see in the crowd? Nevermind, that’s just another Jewish mother with long, straight brown hair and a Yurman ring. #debates
— Allie Ditkowich (@a_ditk) October 17, 2012
What are you supposed to do if the Mohel never shows up to the Bris? Should you do it yourself? Is there even an instruction manual?
— Zvi Hershcovich (@cholentface) October 17, 2012
"Hello, 911? Please send someone. I’m in shul and there’s a dude in the women’s section."
— Oren Yaniv (@OrenNYDN) October 16, 2012