Lindsay Lohan does NOT do bar mitzvahs

Bat Mitzvah boys, settle down– Lindsay Lohan will not be coming to your  Jewish coming-of-age celebration, no matter how good your Torah reading sounds.

Earlier this week, a North Carolina booking company called 123 Talent sent out a mass email, telling clients the “Mean Girls” star would be available for bookings at small private parties, like weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Lindsay’s team of reps claim she never signed with the booking company, according to TMZ, and the actress is fuming people think her career has hit such rock bottom, she’d have to appear at a bar mitzvah (is that such a bad thing?)

Meanwhile, the CEO of 123 Talent insists they were in the works of signing with Lindsay, but her team  “decided to go in another direction” last minute.

Whatever, Lindsay. If you ever decide to change your mind, just know there are definitely plenty of bar mitzvah boys whose parents would drop major cash to have you attend– just a thought.

NEXT STORY