Mazel tov to Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld on the bat mitzvah of their daughter Sascha this weekend.
Of course a congrats from the likes of us is sad and meaningless in comparison to well wishes from the king of mazel himself, Andy Cohen, who looked absolutely giddy (and squinty) in a party pic posted to Instagram by proud mom Jessica. The Bravo powerhouse was pictured alongside George Stephanopoulos, Jerry, and the Seinfelds’ son Shepherd.
A couple of things we learned about the bat mitzvah girl from said Instagram account:
1. She has inherited at least some of her dad’s sense of humor. A photo posted last week shows Sascha guzzling a bottle of (virgin) apple cider. The caption reads “Gettin’ faded, pre-Bat Mitzvah.”
2. Sascha turned 13 a couple of weeks before the big event, as documented in this adorbs, bespectacled shot of her blowing out the candles on her cake. Can she rock nerd glasses, or what?
What we really want to know, though, is who was invited up for the candle lighting ceremony? What were the party favors? And did Julia Louis-Dreyfus show up and do the Elaine dance?
We’ll keep you posted as the story unfolds. Because we’re there for you like that.