After ‘Kosher Lust’: 10 ideas for Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s book series

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach tours the City of David in Jerusalem in 2013. (Flash 90)

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach tours the City of David in Jerusalem in 2013. (Flash 90)

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is coming out with a new book, “Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer.” The latest tome from “America’s Rabbi” follows previous volumes like “Kosher Adultery: Seduce and Sin with Your Spouse,” “The Kosher Sutra: Eight Sacred Secrets for Reigniting Desire and Restoring Passion for Life,” “Kosher Jesus” and, last but not least, the book that started it all, “Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy.”

I got my hands on Boteach’s proposal for the next 10 titles in his “Kosher” series. (Okay, no I didn’t.)

Here they are:

* “Kosher Porn: Sexy and Tznius”

* “Kosher Dishes: Two Sets, Three Opinions”

* “The Kosher Bacon-Flavored Ritz Cracker Cookbook: 100 Recipes Using America’s Favorite Treif-Tasting, Rabbinically Certified Snack”

* “Kosher Kishkes?: The Truth Behind Obama and Israel”

* “Kosher Koran: Islam Never Seemed More Jewish”

* “Kosher Kabbalah: Jewish Mysticism for Men With Long Beards, Not Pop Stars Named After Jesus’ Mom

* “Kosher ‘Complaint’: A Literary Inquiry Into the Hashgachah of Portnoy’s Liver”

* “Kosher Carter: The President With Lust in His Heart, but Not for Israel”

* “Glatt Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer, Eating Only Beef From Cows With Lesion-Free Lungs Is the Answer”

* “Treif Lust: The Stuff That Was Too Hot for ‘Kosher Lust’”

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