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  • Dianna Agron might play little Carrie Bradshaw

    After the HBO series “Sex and the City” went off the air, hormonal twenty-somethings everywhere wept over cosmos and tripped over Manolos, wondering how life could go on without Carrie Bradshaw. Thankfully, the shoe-loving, man-eating writer is back … in her pre-pubescent form, at least. The CW network has decided to turn Candace Bushnell’s “The…

  • Alyson Hannigan’s baby’s name might rhyme with ‘Jacuzzi’

    So here’s the problem with the Hollywood Crazy Baby Naming Phenomenon: There is just no end in sight. In fact, people are only getting more elaborate and ridiculous with their name choices, including having their toddler children name the babies in their bellies. That’s right. Sarah Michelle Gellar might have let her daughter pick out…

  • Priceline’s skeezy marketing plans include killing off William Shatner

    You know what seems to be a recurring theme with William Shatner? Dying. That’s right: Not only does Shatner die in singular fashion in the made-for-TV film “Dead Man’s Island” (What? I like to start out strong), and in his role as Captain Kirk in “Star Trek: Generations,” but now Priceline is giving the old…

  • Thursday Listicles!

    Happy week-after-MLK day everybody! For those of you who had Monday off, I hope you enjoyed the last month of 4-day work weeks. For the rest of you, don’t worry. My day off wasn’t that much fun anyway. Basically I just enjoyed the weather and slept and ate well and giggled all day… anyway. Lists!…

  • Seth Rogen has a heart — but not a pre-nup — of gold

    Seth Rogen is a happily married man, but if the tides turn his divorce might be less sunny. Apparently, Rogen refused to have his wife Lauren Miller sign a pre-nuptial agreement before their wedding this past October. “If I lose millions, then it’ll be the best millions I’ve spent,” Rogen told Us Weekly in defense…

  • Shyne keeps it real, Torah style

    So there’s this rapper named Shyne, right? And he followed the same old story line involving assault, gun possession, jail for six years, yadda yadda yadda. In the words of Run DMC and Will Shortz, “he be illin.” But THEN, he gets out of jail and all of the sudden he is this super frum…

  • Sarah Michelle Gellar’s daughter is her stylist

    While many stars have fancy pantsy highly paid stylists picking out their awards show wear, Sarah Michelle Gellar took advice from someone who may know her a little better — her daughter! The Buffy star told reporters that her two-year-old daughter, Charlotte, picked out her dress for the 2012 Golden Globes. “My 2-year-old walked in,…

  • Taylor Swift sings away her sorrows

    Anyone who says celebs never show their true selves obviously has not met Taylor Swift. The 22-year-old country singer epitomizes the wear-your-heart-on-your-sleeve kinda girl, fashioning all her songs after heartbreak suffered at the hands of those hunky Hollywood chiseled types. And she doesn’t seem to be slowing down any time soon. In a recent interview…

  • ‘This is 40′ coming to a theater near you, June 2012!

    Well, wahooligans! Finally a sequel worth the exorbitant price of a movie ticket. I enjoyed “Knocked Up” fine enough, but a Judd Apatow follow-up revolving around Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann instead of Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl? Yes please! But please, hold the birthing crotch shots, if at all possible.

  • Daniel Radcliffe: 10 points. Saturday Night Live: 0

    Legendary (and recently dried up) late-night sketch show “Saturday Night Live” ushered in 2012 with a bang. And by “bang,” I mean hardcore suckiness. With English wizarding legend Daniel Radcliffe hosting and newcomer Lana Del Rey, producers thought the show would be a hit. Unfortunately, they forgot about their crappy writers and past musical disasters….