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  • Jonah Hill scores with Dustin Hoffman’s daughter

    Looks like Jonah Hill’s lack of milkshake is bringing all the girls to the yard. Well, at least some of them. According to Contact Music, Jonah Hill is officially dating Ali Hoffman, daughter of Mr. Magorium himself (What? You want me to drop a generic reference to “The Graduate” or “Rain Man”? Well, I won’t….

  • Bloomberg goes Gaga

    In possibly the most unlikely pairing of the holiday season (egg nog and matzo ball soup are delicious together, ok??), Lady Gaga and New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg shared a midnight smooch at the Times Square New Year’s ball drop. The mayor was decked out in a fantastic sweater that would be welcome at any…

  • Corey Feldman gets his dancin’ skates on

    After a significant absence from the Hollywood spotlight, teen heartthrob Corey Feldman is back in the game … as an ice skater! The line-up for the new season of “Dancing on Ice” has been announced and the “Stand By Me star is on the roster. Other D list celebrities slated to appear are Mark Rhodes, Andy…

  • Lea Michele might boycott New York!

    Someone is making a big stink over horse poop, and that someone is Lea Michele. The “Glee” star has been lobbying to keep horse-drawn carriages off New York City streets, and it seems like she is getting real serious about her demands. First, she starred in a PETA commercial decrying the mistreatment of Central Park…

  • Natalie Portman visits her roots

    After a short stint in France visiting Benjamin’s family, the Portman-Millipied clan (including baby Alef!) enjoyed a week-long vacation in Israel. According to Ynet news, the couple stayed at the King David Hotel in Jerusalem and traveled throughout the country, including Tel Aviv and the Dead Sea. Portman was spotted leaving a note at the…

  • Howard Stern drunk dials adoring Twitter fans

    Tis the season … to give drunken, online gratitude, that is. On Saturday night, Howard Stern and his wife, Beth, spent a couple of hours calling up Twitter fans and shootin’ the breeze with them. Stern tweeted on New Year’s Eve, “Beth and I are drunk dialing. What’s your phone number?” to which a plethora…

  • Mayim Bialik to write a parenting book

    Mayim Bialik recently announced that she will write a book on the attachment theory of parenting. “I’ve become sort of an accidental advocate for attachment parenting, which is a style of parenting that … basically, the way mammals parent and the way people have parented for pretty much all of human history except the last…

  • Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levitt are still insanely cute together

    Imagine that you are baking chocolate chip cookies covered with pink frosting, cherubs, and giggles. Now, imagine those cookies playing ukuleles and singing love songs to one another. Yup — that is how adorable these two are. I have made my feelings towards JoGo quite clear, but 6NoBacon has never been the appropriate format for…

  • Thursday listicles!

    Take a break from trolling the internets for “Best of 2011” lists, and check out these “Best of Jewiness” lists instead! The 25 Best Jewish References in Rap: (Complex Magazine) Who doesn’t love lyrics like “So on my day off/With David Sonnenberg I play golf/ Run through Crown Heights screaming out Mazel Tov”?    …

  • Possibility of Drake at Mall of America drives people bat crazy

    You think malls were crazy in the weeks leading up to Christmas? Well, Boxing Day is apparently when the mass hysteria REALLY comes alive. On December 26th, nine people were arrested at the Mall of America after rumors started circulating that Drake was on the premises. Reportedly, things got totally insane — people started throwing…