Forget about The New York Times Magazine. Maxim this week released its list of the five “unsexiest women alive.” See if you notice a pattern: Sarah Jessica Parker (Jewess) Amy Winehouse (Jewess) Sandra Oh (plays Jewess on top-rated television drama) Madonna (Kabbalist) Britney Spears (ex-Kabbalist) UPDATE: I’ve received some complaints from Maxim fans who say […]