This Passover, indulge yourself at Jerusalem’s newest recreation resort… THE HOOT SPA … it’s a hoot!


Enjoy these luxurious features and services:

• A full head and body massage — Palestinian officials will rub you the wrong way while working to manipulate your mind about the temple. That’s Hoot Spa!

• A soothing facial — Two-faced Arab leaders will sling mud at you, aiming to cloud your vision, erase unsightly Green Lines, and seize control of your entire body. That’s Hoot Spa!

• A polished manicure/pedicure — Islamic extremists will give you the finger treatment as they toe the line against Israel’s right to exist. That’s Hoot Spa!

• A hot tub soak — Find yourself in hot water when a U.N. commission hurls war-crime charges at you after you’ve done all you can to spare innocent lives. That’s Hoot Spa!

• A relaxing sauna — You’ll be exposed to plenty of hot air as you sweat out international protests favoring BDS and a Palestinian state. That’s Hoot Spa!

So why wait? Join the multitudes around the world that have already discovered Hoot Spa!