No Joke: A Rabbi Is The Pope’s Official Funny Man


On the eve of Pope Francis’ recent trip to the United States, an organization of the Catholic Church launched a website that announced a competition to decide the title of Honorary Comedic Advisor to the Pope. Interested men and women were invited to submit – via videos, or typed-out jokes –their favorite ones, clean humor that would reflect the Vatican’s standards and values.

More than 4,000 people from 47 countries participated.

A rabbi from Vermont won.

No joke!

Rabbi Bob Alper, 70, who was ordained in 1972 by Hebrew Union College-Jewish Institute of Religion and has worked for the last 27 years as a stand-up comic after 14 years as a fulltime pulpit rabbi, received an email with the surprising news on Monday from the American branch of the Pontifical Missions Societies (PMS), which sponsored the joke contest.

The rabbi, who lived in East Dorset, Vt., “was kind of shocked and delighted.” A veteran of ecumenical performing, having appeared in comedy shows for more than a decade with Muslim and Protestant colleagues, his 27-second video featured a mild joke he tells about him and his wife of 46 years. The rabbi, in the joke, pokes fun at himself.

“The joke is one of the best I’ve ever written,” Rabbi Alper told The Jewish Week in a telephone interview. “It’s reality. It’s something with which people can identify. It exemplifies the Pope’s values, which are family, humor, warmth.”

The contest was an extension of the Vatican’s increasing use of social media and a reflection of Francis’ accessible personality, said Father Andrew Small, national director of PMS.

He said the idea of the competition came to him in a dream, as a means to spread joy and to promote a new digital app about church missionary work. The contest’s website features three church missions – in Ethiopia, Argentina and Kenya.

“I have [humor] in my cultural DNA,” said Fr. Small, a native of Liverpool, England, known for its “rip-roaring sense of humor.”

He “shopped the idea around” in church circles. Some people were nervous. Was it disrespectful to the Pope? Then Francis, who had heard about the proposal, sent a letter of approval in his native Spanish. “ I like to laugh – a lot. It helps me to feel closer to God and closer to other people in my life,” the Pope wrote. “I invite you to share your happiness, your joy and your laughter with one another and with the whole world. Share your jokes and your funny stories: the world will be better, the Pope will be happy and God will be the happiest of all.”

That was all the encouragement that Fr. Small needed. He promoted the contest through local dioceses, and implored such celebrities as Bill Murray and David Copperfield to submit jokes. Guideline: “The sort of joke you would feel comfortable telling the Pope, with your mother present.” In other words, squeaky clean. But hip. Like you-know-who.

Entries were posted online. People could vote for their favorite, but an interfaith panel of humor mavens chose the winner.

Here’s how the rabbi made the final cut:

“I’ve been married for 46 years, and my wife and I are on the same wavelength. At the same time that I got a hearing aid, she stopped mumbling.”

“We picked the person who fitted the role” as the Pope’s humor advisor, Fr. Small said. He called Rabbi Alper’s joke “original … situational …gentle … self-effacing.” And it is family-focused. “The Pope was talking all the time about the family. The Pope would like it,” Fr. Small said.

Besides the honor of being named to the honorary position, the winner has no official duties. A meeting with the Pope is not a prize, but, said Fr. Small, “I don’t think it’s crazy at all. The Lord works in mysterious ways – Rabbi Bob has a bright and holy future in front of him.”

Humor is a bridge between religions, Fr. Small said.

The apparent anomaly of a rabbi winning such a Catholic-sponsored contest shows that all faiths share an appreciation for humor, Rabbi Alper said. “It geos to the idea that a refined sense of humor is important for any spiritual leadership.”

Rabbi Alper said one of his Muslim colleagues has told him that “Mohammed had a good sense of humor.”

Similarly, said Father. James Martin, editor at large of America – The National Catholic Review, “I follow a rabbi who had a good sense of humor. Jesus had a great sense of humor, but we [today] don’t understand the humor of 1st-Century Palestine.”

Father Martin, author of “Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor and Laughter are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life” (HarperOne, 2012), also entered the papal joke competition.

“I think it’s fantastic” that a rabbi won the contest, Fr. Martin said. “My response is, ‘mazel tov.’”

“My rabbinate is helping people laugh,” Rabbi Alper said.

His only official prize will be two tickets to the Tonight Show, whose host, Jimmy Fallon, also entered a joke. Other well-known personalities who submitted jokes included Conan O’Brien, former Tonight Show host, and Today show weatherman Al Roker.

The rabbi, who performs mostly in Jewish venues and on college campuses, has aspired, like most stand-up comics, to appear on the Tonight Show.

“I want to be on the Tonight Show. I’ll be at the Tonight Show,” he said. “It’s just a prepositional change.”