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Birthday haiku for Paul Newman (R.I.P.)

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Bill Maher

Newman, half-Jewish on his father's side, roaming around the big ol' ranch dressing in the sky. (Image: PaulNewman.com)

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whereas grandma would
mentally undress you, please
just dress my salad

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Happy birthday, Paul Newman (RIP). You’re salad dressing continues to do a lot of good in this world.

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