Notes on an orgy. Corey Feldman’s Orgy.

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Today in Jews Gone Bad news, Corey Feldman hosted an orgy. An orgy that was attended by a writer who documented her experience there in great detail.

Those of you who have not kept up on Feldman’s perpetual downward spiral and remember him only as the adorably snarky child star of “The Goonies,” and “Lost Boys,” please avert your eyes. Because, what we have here is worse than his video for “Ascension Millennium.”

It’s even worse than his recent birthday party—you know, the one that per Vice was full of men who payed a lot of money to be there and women who didn’t have to pay as long as they wore nothing but lingerie. It was also being filmed for the pilot of an online reality show called “Corey’s Angels,” “Angels” being Feldman’s term for his hot female entourage. (Shh! Nobody tell Charlie Sheen.)

Defamer’s graphic account of the sextravaganza, which took place two years ago, was from a writer using a pseudonym. Of questionable integrity, yes, but it is riveting nonetheless. And really sad, too.

First, there’s the setting: Corey’s house, which is “filled with memorabilia from Corey’s childhood—movie posters, pinball machines. It’s like his inner child did all the decorating.”

 The host and his guest are doing lots of drugs and having lots of sex (this is, let’s not forget, an orgy). Suddenly Feldman disengages from a young woman and asks her to change the CD (which makes us wonder if this all happened even more than two years ago, but whatever).
“I start to listen to the music. It sounds vaguely familiar. I realize Corey has requested to hear his own CD. He’s having an orgy and listening to himself sing at the same time.”
On her way out the writer walks by what appears to be the bedroom of Feldman’s son. The kid isn’t there, but you can’t help but wonder what his visits might be like. We’re hoping they just involve lots of  “Goonies” screenings.

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