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• Birthday Haiku for Ben Savage (Boy Meets World)

  September 13, 2011 6:41pm

  **** What sort of business does “Topanga” have with that nice Jewish child star? **** Happy Birthday Ben Savage, Cory Matthews of Boy Meets World.

• Birthday haiku for Julie Kavner, voice of Marge Simpson

  September 7, 2011 5:18pm

  **** yellow matriarch beneath a plume of blue hair with a jewish voice **** Happy Birthday Julie Kavner, voice of Marge Simpson.

• Birthday haiku for Charlie Sheen

  September 3, 2011 9:55pm

  **** Winning- state of mind Losing- state of employment godesses-lessness **** Happy Birthday, Charlie Sheen. Hard to believe you once had the granddaughter of a concentration camp survivor as part of your harem.

• Birthday haiku for Lewis Black

  August 30, 2011 4:51pm

  **** G*D**MN IMBECILES QUIT COUNTING AWAY THE DAYS TILL I F***ING DIE!!! **** Happy birthday to Lewis Black, the greatest living Jewish alarmist.

• Birthday Haiku for Glee’s Lea Michele

  August 29, 2011 4:15pm

  **** Lea Michele; a nose on any other face would be just as big **** Happy birthday to Glee actress Lea Michele — and her Jewish nose. Here’s hoping for a schnoz-themed mashup in Season 3.

• Shalom Sesame for the dirty mind

  August 23, 2011 11:49am

  Today is the launch of the new Shalom Sesame Rosh Hashanah installment. It’s called “The Sticky Shofar.” “The Sticky Shofar.” Not to be a Moishe Oofnik, but am I the only one who thinks that the title and the cover… Oy, never mind. Looks like I have another thing to atone for this Yom Kippur….

• Birthday haiku for Rosanna Arquette

  August 10, 2011 12:48pm

  **** Maternal descent granddaughter of survivors half-jew and a half **** In Hollywood, you don’t get much more Jewish than a documentary named after Debra Winger (featuring Melanie Griffith and Whoopi Goldberg, et al). Happy Birthday Rosanna Arquette! Lookin’ good at 52.

• Birthday haiku for Michael Kors

  August 9, 2011 12:29pm

  *** The only two jobs that pay even if you’re wrong; weather and fashion *** Happy Birthday designer Michael Kors. I still don’t know fashion from borscht. But my pink polo shirt from when I was five is apparently cool again. (Or was that last season?)

• Birthday haiku for Dustin Hoffman

  August 8, 2011 10:05am

  Dustin, my old friend You’re trying to seduce me at seventy-four   Add your haiku in the comments below for the man, the legend, the birthday boy Dustin Hoffman.