Rosanne Barr is getting nutty


President Barr: A sign of the apocalypse

I know, I know. Most people assumed medical insanity already happened in the nineties, when she did things like star in weirdo crappy movies (“She Devil”, anyone?) and marry Tom Arnold. However, this fine wine has only gotten more robust with age. In the last two days, Roseanne has really shown what a classy broad she is.

First, she went on a hardcore anti-Beyonce twitter rant for no good reason (piece of advice, Ro: Calling people “hos” and “anus babies” might be funny to some people, but does not bode well for the next piece of news), then she decided to run for president of the United States. “I am officially running 4 POTUS. It’s not a joke, tho I will joke slam& stand up while doing it. I know I only have a 99% chance of winning,” Barr tweeted.

Oh yes. Can’t you see it now? The White House jam packed with Lycra pants, gastric bypass valves, and macadamia nuts. Come on, guys!! It’s the American dream!

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