Skinny Jonah Hill — still not as hot as Brad Pitt

Talk about bad luck!

Jonah Hill appears on the cover of New York magazine’s Fall Preview issue with his Moneyball costar and infinitely more attractive human being, Brad Pitt.

Now to be fair, very few people can stand next to Brad Pitt and not suffer by comparison. There’s a reason his best friends are other similarly hot men, such as George Clooney and Matt Damon. And he’s regularly photographed with one of the most beautiful women in the world, his partner, Angelina Jolie. (Ex-wife Jennifer Aniston could also hold her own next to Pitt.)

So why did the powers that be over at New York do this to Hill? Did he piss someone off? Isn’t it bad enough that Hill, who has a barely discernible chin, is forced to be on the big screen with Pitt for nearly two hours?

Listen, Brad Pitt doesn’t need an ugly friend. He is doing just fine on his own.

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