Birthday haiku for Michelle Trachtenberg

 Michelle Trachtenberg, later years. Could this really be the same girl who mistook a urinal for a footwash in ‘Pete and Pete?’ (covlanz718, CC BY-ND 2.0)

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From ‘Nick’ to ‘Gossip,’

another nice Jewish girl

grows up, loses wings

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Happy birthday Michelle Trachtenberg (26). When I was a kid, your TV roles were so innocent and crush-worthy, all the way through “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Now you’re guest-starring on Weeds as a drug dealer. Bawl.

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