Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson star in Chanukah special, “We Shovel Poo”
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Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson star in Chanukah special, “We Shovel Poo”

Uchhhh. Whenever hot Jewish girls make good jokes, I literally weep for the 99% of us — us being the un-hot and un-funny Jewish female majority, of course.

In this MTV behind-the-scenes show, Josh Horowitz asks “We Bought A Zoo” stars Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson a few questions about what it means to be a Jew. While Matt sucked in a very adorable way (look at his upset face when he gives the wrong Barbara Streisand movie! Aww…), Scarlett is clearly the winner here. She throws out gefilte fish as a Jewish delicacy, knows that Mayim Bialik is now a rabbi, and “ehhh”s when Horowitz asks if she thinks that Gwyneth Paltrow is really Jewish.

Screw you, funny hot Jewish girl. SCREW. YOU.