Culture Birthday haiku for Woody Allen By Seamus McQuippah December 1, 2011 5:12 pm Advertisement Woody Allen is aging. We all are. As if we needed more to worry about. (Image: David Shankbone 2009 CC) **** A haiku? Oh, Geez. Are dipthongs two syllables? Some birthday present… **** Happy Birthday, Woody Allen (76). Don’t worry too much; the universe is expanding anyways.