Some new “facts” have come to light on the now infamous fight between everyone’s favorite Canadian Jewish Rapper, Drake, and Chris Brown, everyone’s favorite person to hate. Last year, both of their crews were involved in an altercation that left numerous people injured, but it remained unclear why the fight actually broke out. TMZ now reports, based on the account given by Brown’s bodyguard, Patrick Strickland, that Drake passed a note, yup, that’s right, he passed a note to Brown in which Drake taunted Brown, “I’m f**king the love of your life.” Apparently, this refers to Rihanna, and caused the whole melee.
Phew. Good to know. We’ve been up late at night worrying about the details of this important fight. Suffice to say this doesn’t make anyone look any better, and we kind of thought passing notes was left behind a while back. Strickland is also suing the club claiming that they gave Drake too much to drink, and that they shouldn’t have seated the two known enemies so close to each other because that is how our laws work, duh.
Stay classy, Y’all