A Jew meets an acquaintance limping through the streets, his arm in a sling and his head swathed in bandages.
“For God’s sake, what’s happened to you?”
“Oh, nothing. I’m just an atrocity lie, from head to foot.”
Goering and Goebbels take an auto ride along the Kurfuerstendam. Goering: “Will you just look at those Jews! How insolently they shiver!”