Birthday haiku for Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen lost his job over a long rant that contained some borderline anti-Semitic jargon. Good thing he has thick skin--and tiger blood. (Image: Jed Ramos, CC BY-NC 2.0)

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Winning- state of mind

Losing- state of employment

godesses-lessness

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Happy Birthday, Charlie Sheen. Hard to believe you once had the granddaughter of a concentration camp survivor as part of your harem.

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