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Birthday haiku for Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen is aging. We all are. As if we needed more to worry about. (Image: David Shankbone 2009 CC)


A haiku? Oh, Geez.

Are dipthongs two syllables?

Some birthday present…


Happy Birthday, Woody Allen (76). Don’t worry too much; the universe is expanding anyways.

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