Menu JTA Search

Birthday haiku for Howard Stern

Howard Stern

Howard Stern is now a family friendly show. God save America. (Image: Stellar K, CC BY 3.0)


Cuss with the same mouth

with which you kiss your mother?

‘Talented,’ indeed.


Happy belated birthday, Howard Stern (58 this Jan. 12). Please don’t ask people to make out on “America’s Got Talent.” Family show etiquette.