Birthday haiku for Howard Stern

Howard Stern

Howard Stern is now a family friendly show. God save America. (Image: Stellar K, CC BY 3.0)

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Cuss with the same mouth

with which you kiss your mother?

‘Talented,’ indeed.

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Happy belated birthday, Howard Stern (58 this Jan. 12). Please don’t ask people to make out on “America’s Got Talent.” Family show etiquette.

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