Birthday haiku for Rachel Dratch By Seamus McQuippahFebruary 22, 2012 9:35am Who's turning 46 this year? You aaaaaaaaaah. (Image: David Shankbone) **** A gift, with ribbons Bet lots of ducks die each year from getting tangled **** Happy birthday, Rachel Dratch. (Of Debbie Downer fame.) HEY KIDS! Check out Rachel Dratch and our friends at the JTA Archive at Tribefest this year.