Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is coming out with a new book, “Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer.” The latest tome from “America’s Rabbi” follows previous volumes like “Kosher Adultery: Seduce and Sin with Your Spouse,” “The Kosher Sutra: Eight Sacred Secrets for Reigniting Desire and Restoring Passion for Life,” “Kosher Jesus” and, last but not least, the book that started it all, “Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy.”
I got my hands on Boteach’s proposal for the next 10 titles in his “Kosher” series. (Okay, no I didn’t.)
Here they are:
* “Kosher Porn: Sexy and Tznius”
* “Kosher Dishes: Two Sets, Three Opinions”
* “The Kosher Bacon-Flavored Ritz Cracker Cookbook: 100 Recipes Using America’s Favorite Treif-Tasting, Rabbinically Certified Snack”
* “Kosher Kishkes?: The Truth Behind Obama and Israel”
* “Kosher Koran: Islam Never Seemed More Jewish”
* “Kosher Kabbalah: Jewish Mysticism for Men With Long Beards, Not Pop Stars Named After Jesus’ Mom”
* “Kosher ‘Complaint’: A Literary Inquiry Into the Hashgachah of Portnoy’s Liver”
* “Kosher Carter: The President With Lust in His Heart, but Not for Israel”
* “Glatt Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer, Eating Only Beef From Cows With Lesion-Free Lungs Is the Answer”
* “Treif Lust: The Stuff That Was Too Hot for ‘Kosher Lust'”
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