The Onion News Network uncovers shocking evidence of Natanzes in the neighborhood, Bushehrs in the basement: Teenagers getting hooked on enriching uranium.
Wanna blame someone? Start with "nuke rap." From the expose, here’s Lil Fission:
Toping all night like a m*********** misfit
Now every third world Arab nation wanna get with it.
(Yes, this is satire.)