Report: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher want to raise Jewish kids


Looking for a gift for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher this holiday season, by any chance? Well, luckily you’ve come to the right place because we know exactly what they want. Apparently, per, the genetically gifted couple is in the market for some cute lil’ Jewish babies.

Addressing recent pregnancy rumors spurred by Kunis’ baggy, and therefore potentially bump-hiding clothing, a source told the site that Kunis “definitely wants children with Ashton and wants to raise them in her Jewish religion.”

While Kutcher has dabbled in Kabbalah, the source claims that Mila’s family is “much more traditional and less Hollywood.”

“Think Coney Island style Russian immigrants,” the mystery person added. “They want Jewish babies and Mila wants to give them to her family. Tradition is very important.”

Uh, we were unaware of any tradition involving the handing over of one’s offspring, but whatevs — we’re happy to welcome more ridiculously good-looking children into the fold.

If it sounds like the big push is coming from Kunis, fear not. Kutcher, recently divorced from Demi Moore, supposedly shares her longing for teeny tribe members.

“It’s a dream for Mila and Ashton, and even if he doesn’t fully convert, he’s very much into the idea of having little Jewish babies,” the source said.

Good luck, guys.

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