The Semitic Accent

Editor, The Jewish Daily Bulletin: The plot of a story I intend to write is based on the assumed discovery from old documents that the real name of Thomas Jefferson was Joe “Whitie” Capone, and that of General Knox was Abe Katz, and that Alexander Hamilton worshipped in the Congregation Rodeph Sholom in Chambers street. Thus, I would thank some of the readers of te Jewish Daily Bulletin to give me their ideas on what effect such discovery would have on:

1. The D.A.R. 2. The Supreme Court

3. The W.C.T.U.

4. Dr. Hans Luther.

5. My creditors.

Adolph Schoenfeld Bronx, New York.

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