Sh*t Christians say to Jews

“You know what? You are like reeeeeeeeeeally pretty for a Jew.”

“But you don’t look like a Jew..”

“Oh my god I love your curls! Can I touch them?”

“Do you like bagels?”

“Did you know Jesus was a Jew?”

“That’s sooo not kosher”

“Are you related to Itzhak Perlman?”