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  • Brangelina at the U.S. Holocaust Museum

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., Brad Pitt and  Angelina Jolie decided to swing by the United States Holocaust Museum to promote Angelina’s directorial debut, “In the Land of Blood and Honey.” They specifically went to tour the “From Memory to Action” exhibition on genocide, which includes the massacre in Srebrenica featured in her…

  • Judah Friedlander for President!

    Sure, Alec Baldwin might SEEM like the most “presidential”30 Rock character, but Judah Friedlander definitely would be the most awesome. Apparently, he thinks so as well. On a recent episode of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” Friedlander officially endorsed himself for president. Some of the platforms he would run on include karate-kicking the vice president…

  • Sh*t Christians say to Jews

    “You know what? You are like reeeeeeeeeeally pretty for a Jew.” “But you don’t look like a Jew..” “Oh my god I love your curls! Can I touch them?” “Do you like bagels?” “Did you know Jesus was a Jew?” “That’s sooo not kosher” “Are you related to Itzhak Perlman?”

  • Elizabeth Taylor’s memory might be destroyed by Lindsay Lohan’s terrible acting

    Picture this: Lindsay Lohan, a convicted necklace thief, is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor, a screen heiress whose jewelry collection just sold for $137 million, in an upcoming biopic. See the irony here? Anyone? Anyone? Indeed, Lindsay Lohan might be playing the famous Liz in an upcoming film called “Elizabeth & Richard: A Love…

  • David Cross thinks the new Alvin movie is a total ‘Chipwreck’

    You know it’s true hate when an actor begs people to stay away from his movie. In a recent appearance on “Conan,” David Cross strongly warned the audience not to see his new Alvin and the Chipmunk movie “Chipwrecked.” He called the movie “a big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines” and the executive in charge…

  • Jason Segel dates a fan

    I can’t tell if this is totally awesome or heartbreaking. Awesome because Jason Segel actually went on a date with a fan, which gave all us wee folk hope. But on the other hand, it’s totally heartbreaking that he went on a date with a fan and gave all us wee folk hope. The story…

  • Mac Miller gets his serious on

    In Mac Miller’s new single, “Of the Soul,” released Thursday, the young’n introduces some new and mature (pronounced “ma –toor”) aspects of his art. Namely, he has glasses. And raps to a slower, more sensuous R&B tempo. And has an actual sound stage instead of a playground (because nothing screams adult like modern art, rather…

  • Beit Shemesh women start a flash mob

    Now remember kids: when faced with rampant gender discrimination, threatening the safety of you and your children, always turn to Queen. ALWAYS. On Friday, January 6, about 250 women from the Israeli town of Beit Shemesh gathered in the city square for a flash mob. The dance, set to Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now,” was…

  • Isaac Mizrahi says ‘I do’

    Isaac Mizrahi is officially a married man. The volatile fashion designer confirmed his new non-bachelor status on “The Wendy Williams Show,” jokingly flaunting his ringed finger until the host questioned him about it. “We were terrified and decided to just elope at City Hall,” Mizrahi explained. He admitted that he and Arnold Germer, his boyfriend…

  • Adam Lambert’s fans want him to be the next Superbowl Idol

    Adam Lambert (yes, the one of bar fight fame, if nothing else) seems to have quite the twitter following. His fans have recently started a “twitition” calling for Adam to sing the National Anthem at the 2012 Superbowl. Their reasons are as follows: He is from Indianapolis (they must have been outraged that Bachmann lost…