Shorter Phil Weiss

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Here’s Phil Weiss’ manifesto.

It’s long. Here’s the condensed version:

I am a Jew.

I thought Jews were smarter.

Therefore: All Jews think Jews are smarter.

Thinking Jews are smarter is racist.

Therefore: All Jews are racist.

Oh and Franz Kafka had it right: Jews are to blame for anti-Semitism. And the Holocaust. Which came after Kafka.

Here’s my manifesto, and it doesn’t even need to be condensed:

Phil Weiss: proof positive Jews are not smarter.

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