Birthday haiku for Scarlett Johansson By Seamus McQuippahNovember 22, 2011 12:42pm I'm sorry, was I supposed to add a caption here? Gosh, ScarJo is dreamy. (Courtesy of Sgt. Bryson K. Jones) **** Rose or violet? Red or blue? How’d he woo that kosher half of you **** Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson. Glad Joseph Gordon-Levitt figured out the key to your heart — and your house.