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Birthday haiku for Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

I'm sorry, was I supposed to add a caption here? Gosh, ScarJo is dreamy. (Courtesy of Sgt. Bryson K. Jones)


Rose or violet?

Red or blue? How’d he woo that

kosher half of you


Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson. Glad Joseph Gordon-Levitt figured out the key to your heart — and your house.