Birthday haiku for Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

I'm sorry, was I supposed to add a caption here? Gosh, ScarJo is dreamy. (Courtesy of Sgt. Bryson K. Jones)

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Rose or violet?

Red or blue? How’d he woo that

kosher half of you

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Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson. Glad Joseph Gordon-Levitt figured out the key to your heart — and your house.

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