Birthday haiku for Mayim Bialik

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Mayim Bialik

FACT: Blossom premiered in 1991. MIRACLE: If you'd have been born in 1991, gone to Yeshiva University and subsequently joined The Maccabeats, real-life Blossom would have a crush on you today.

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Chilled with nerds, princes

Now flips latkes in the air

Crushed potatoes, hearts

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Happy Birthday, Mayim Bialik (36). How did you go from Will Smith to The Macca… uch un vey, it’s hurts so much I can’t even say their name.

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