Menu JTA Search

Jewz Newton RSS

Latest

  • Jon Stewart to Fox News: In your face, you lower-ratings disgrace!

    TVNewser ratings came out this week, and let’s just say that Fox caught a huge break with these stats coming out during “The Daily Show” vacation. The report shows that Fox News viewership has gone down by 9% this year, officially averaging fewer viewers than “The Daily Show.”  Stewart’s Comedy Central fake news show, on…

  • Alicia Silverstone’s son wins the “Worst Celebrity Baby Boy’s Name of 2011” contest

    Baby Blu Jarecki will grow up to be either the cool kid with a funky name, or just a total nerd whose moniker will forever haunt him. Either way, it was sort of a jerky move on mother Alicia Silverstone’s part to take that risk. And the merciless teasing has officially started, with Baby Blu…

  • J.D. and Turk make beautiful music together

    If you are anything like me (and I’m sure many of you also own several cats and hope to God for a “Golden Girls” reunion) then you will LOVE this version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” by Zach Braff and Donald Faison. Let’s just say, I love “Scrubs.” I love these guys, and the subtle…

  • James Franco and Mila Kunis are officially the sexiest of the sexy

    …single Jews in Hollywood, that is. According to a very scientific and objective study conducted by Jewcier.com, Franco and Kunis were found to be the sexiest male and female single Yids. Out of thousands of votes cast by singles that frequent the dating site, Franco received 43.9% of the vote for sexiest male and Kunis…

  • CNN’s list of celebrity health stories of 2011

    CNN came out with a list of the top celebrity health stories of 2011, and Tribe members have certainly made their mark. Sure, Charlie Sheen and Kate Middleton may top the list for their respective issues (Sheen, of course, for being crazy, and Middleton sure lost a lot of pre-wedding weight) but Jewish celebrities had…

  • Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson star in Chanukah special, “We Shovel Poo”

    Uchhhh. Whenever hot Jewish girls make good jokes, I literally weep for the 99% of us — us being the un-hot and un-funny Jewish female majority, of course. In this MTV behind-the-scenes show, Josh Horowitz asks “We Bought A Zoo” stars Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson a few questions about what it means to be…

  • Adam Lambert gives his boyfriend the ol’ 1, 2

    Former “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert was arrested in Finland on Thursday night with his boyfriend (and “Big Brother” star) Sauli Koskinen after the two were thrown out of a bar for getting into a fistfight … with each other. The boys were charged with multiple assault charges and just barely managed to avoid some…

  • Guy downs two bottles of Manischewitz wine in a matter of seconds

    Wanna see something that will make you a little nauseous but also impressed? Then watch this video of a guy playing Edward Manischewitz Hands. Trust me, it’s awe-inducing on many levels. Is he going to be drunk, or just sugar shocked? Did he enjoy it? Will this be the new game to play at the…

  • Thursday Listicles!

    Kids, the week is almost over. Plus it’s a holiday. What better excuse do you need to take a break (a looong break) from your studying/accounting/excel sheets/whatever else people do to cruise some lists of hip Jews around the web? Here are some 6NoBacon favorites (enjoy the procrastination!):   IFC’s list of the perfect films…

  • Twilight writer becomes highest-grossing female screenwriter evaaaaa

    Sure, we all know the stars of the “Twilight” series: Kristin “goth hottie” Stewart, Robert “insane bone structure” Pattinson, Taylor “Native my American any day” Lautner. But it seems like we have forgotten the greatest star of all, who’s only getting the credit she deserves now. That is Melissa Rosenberg, writer of the trilogy movies,…